i promise i'm adopted

Today I woke up (after a brilliant amount of sleep, success!!) and decided to facebook. I found the most disturbing thing EVER. I can't even describe it, I'll just show you.

Now this isnt exactly what I saw. Underneath the title said "Blake McClendon is a fan." Dont believe me?

On a scale of one to disturbing, this is a twelve. Scratch that, thirteen.

I'm too speechless to continue on.